13/06 - Dr Cervantes questions evolution - by Quasimoto

Today scientists have unveiled a new possible loop-hole in the human evolution theory. Experts working in Chesapeake Biological Laboratory, MD have revealed a possibility that our current species of homo-sapiens actually evolved from potatoes.

Jorge Cervantes explains:
"Unfortunately, today our expert team of scientists have discovered new human statistics. We have be able to cross-reference and match several pieces DNA from a human gene with a piece of DNA from a potato, (pictured below). This loop-hole could lead to countless new possibilities of new ground breaking material being discovered."

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• Chris was kicked from the clan, and then re-invited. He now resides in the San Francisco Bay Area, CA.
• G30 finally managed to achieve level 33 in WoW. At the instant moment of promotion he realized his life became officially overrun. He now spends most of his time in and out of WoW-Rehabs and is making great progress.
• James^, a former member still remains with "no balls." We are led to believe this is due to castration at a very young age however this has not been confirmed.